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A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on his shoulder. He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.
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“A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on his shoulder. He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.” - Tommy Cooper
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