Jokes about animals

English — Albanian

Two snails

Two snails are walking.

One says: "I'm going to cross the road here, bye!"
The other says: "No, don't! The bus is coming tomorrow!"

Dy kërmij

Dy kërmij janë duke ecur.

Thotë njëri: "Po e kaloj rrugën këtu, mirupafshim!"
Tjetri i thotë: "Jo, mos e kalo! Nesër vjen autobusi!"